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Joke of the Day
"Why do you have to be blunt to fat people? Because if you sugar coat it, they will eat that too"
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"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
"The other day I ran into my Ex So I backed up and ran into her again."
"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."
"Whenever I go out, I always wear a stethoscope. That way, in the event of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."
"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"If anyone thinks I'm a homophobe they can suck my dick. Unless they're a man, because that's unnatural."
"When the river runs red... Take the dirt road."
"Why do gay people dress so well? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!"
"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"