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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I go out, I always wear a stethoscope. That way, in the event of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."

"Who often shoots in the wrong direction? Clint Westwood"

"Facilitator: Any questions about the sexual harrassment course before we start? *raises hand* Me: Is ""harass"" one word or two? F: Me: Thx"

"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"

"A tropical depression is just like a regular depression. Except instead of being unable to get out of bed, you can't get out of a hammock."

"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"

"My friend's parents recently got a dog called ""Bradford"" Because he's mostly brown and black, with a little patch of white."

"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"

"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."

"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."