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Joke of the Day

"If anyone thinks I'm a homophobe they can suck my dick. Unless they're a man, because that's unnatural."

"How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet."

"How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything."

"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."

"Why is the Vagina like the weather? Once it's wet, it's time to go inside!"

"Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."

"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."

"I must be emotionally constipated ...because I haven't given a shit in days"

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."

"A seal walks into a club... _"