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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay people dress so well? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!"
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"Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers."
"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes."
"customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS"
"If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?"
"Don't you hate it when people ask for upvotes? Upvote if you agree."
"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"
"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"