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Joke of the Day

"What did one plane said to the other plane? Can I crash at your place?"

"If I had a 1$ for every gender there was... I'd have 2 dollars."

"What do cholos and female drivers have in common? When you see them rolling, you best be off the sidewalks..."

"That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!"

"Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!"

"Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*"

"There once a website called toogle now it is google"

"Golfer: ""I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."" Caddy: ""I doubt you could keep your head down that long."""

"I have an evil masterplan; I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it. Then I will finally be able to conker the World."

"What's the difference between a prostitute with irritable bowel syndrome and an epileptic oyster? You have to shuck the oyster between fits."