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Joke of the Day

"What did one plane said to the other plane? Can I crash at your place?"

"MISSING HER SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN I WON 300,00 DOLLARS AND NOW SHE WANTS ME......I GAVE HER A DOLLAR AND TOLD HER WENDY'S IS OPEN.....LOL"

"Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now."

"How do you fit an elephant into a string bikini? You take the ""s"" out of ""sex"" and the ""f"" out of ""way."""

"The first Jewish President is being sworn in His mother is in the audience, she turns to the man sitting beside her and says ""See my son up there? Well, his brother is a doctor!"""

"One person gets an idiom wrong and it spreads like wildflower"

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?"

"ME: [at a party] hey! wanna come back to my place and- GIRL: hook up? sure! ME: [sadly putting away two Yu-Gi-Oh! decks] oh. awesome"

"What if you told a lie to cover up your affair, and the lie was so good that 2000 years later people were still giving each other presents?"

"*takes construction hat to vet* Please help. My turtle hasn't moved in 8 years."