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Joke of the Day
"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."
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"My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches."
"Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent""."
"MISSING: 5 year old LAST SEEN: Moments after I said, ""Bath time."" DESCRIPTION: Naked, sporting 20-23 Spider-Man band-aids"
"GENIE: u have 3 wishes ME: give Taylor Swift 1 extra ear GENIE: k ME: a blue one GENIE: righto ME: now make Kanye hear out of it GENIE: dude"
"Dear @Ford what about an f-150 you could drive standing up in the bed like the truck was a boat"
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"
"I just found out that they offer college courses on how to be a janitor... Apparently it's some pretty tough shit."
"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."
"TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis Edit: GOD DANG IT"