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Joke of the Day
"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."
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"You ever click a link thinking you're going to get a free iPad, but all you get is a million emails? No? Yeah, me either."
"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."
"sure the early bird may get the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."
"Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy. Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer."
"How many liberals does it take to defend America? Nobody knows, they've never tried."
"Some people have no respect. It's obvious I'm on my phone trying to do something & this guys all ""STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"""
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."
"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job at the construction site... But when I got home, all the signs were there."