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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
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"Husband -Talking to wife I have a problem Wife - how many times must i tell you that it is ""we,"" ""we have a problem"". Husband - Ok, sweetie, we have a problem. My secretary is having our baby"
"Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"
"The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon. He called it the boba FET."
"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"[think of idiom] firing on all cylinders [post tweet w/ idiom + literal interpretation] mr. on all cylinders, ur fired [wait for 100+ faves]"
"What's the difference between a stripper and a hooker? Usually about $40"
"What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it? Ubisoft"
"Let's Play Communist Monopoly! Oh wait..."