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Joke of the Day

"A chihuahua is just a barking cat."

"he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish"

"What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church? A Crystal Methodist."

"Why Couldn't 3 Fall Asleep ? He was afraid , he would make an ass of himself ."

"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"

"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."

"I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism I can't remember the last time I blacked out."

"A farmer was counting his cows and found out that he had 196, but when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"

"It amazes me at how dirty minded most of you single women are. What amazes me more is how you clean that mind after you get wifed."