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Joke of the Day
"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."
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"What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days."
"How do you call a hearing-impaired duck? **HEY DUCK!!!!!**"
"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"
"What do you call a president crossing the road? A presidestrian"
"If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold"
"When I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet I feel close to her. Even though she's way, way up there repairing the space station"
"What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common? Euthanasia"
"If all the nations in the world are in the debt where did all the money go?"
"How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead"