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Joke of the Day
"Why Couldn't 3 Fall Asleep ? He was afraid , he would make an ass of himself ."
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"Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore? Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny."
"*opens up a Forever 20 store next to Forever 21*"
"All-Girls High School ""The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!' The second most common is 'right to my face!'"" - Celia Pacquola"
"Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because he isn't real."
"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"
"What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.? His brother with the DVR"
"Why do you always see Santa with a full sack? Because he only comes once a year!"
"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"
"What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement."