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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grraaaiinns"
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"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."
"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."
"Procrastination - Making a better today, tomorrow"
"Stephen Tyler looks like he's made from leftover pieces of Mickey Rourke."
"What's the best part about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere!!"
"Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
"I went to my local supermarket and they offered me a 'bag for life'. I said, ""No thanks, I'm already married."""
"I'm saving myself for a girl without pepper spray."
"i wonder wat time is *looks at wrist only to realize i am not wearig a watch* ah yes, i had forgoten that time is but a invisible everything"