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Joke of the Day

"Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget."

"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."

"007 then and now 007 then: Shaken not stirred. 007 now: Trimmed not shaved."

"TIFU by crashing my airplane I had forgotten to turn off my cell phone :("

"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"

"My Favorite Joke as a Kid. ""What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?"" The Taste!"

"I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies so I could watch them again for the first time."

"Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble."

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"