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Joke of the Day

"i wonder wat time is *looks at wrist only to realize i am not wearig a watch* ah yes, i had forgoten that time is but a invisible everything"

"You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'"

"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""

"My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood"

"Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same... They both grip their sticks and try to get it up."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."

"[at the zoo] Llama spits in my face I spit in llamas face Llama slaps me I grab llamas hair Scuffle ensues Llamas gf shouts ""leave it Gary!"""

"My friend asked me, what rhymes with Reddit? I said: No it doesn't"

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it."

"How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish? Adidos!"