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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere!!"
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"Two peanuts walk into a bar And one was assaulted"
"What do they call Redditting on the toilet? Snoo on the loo"
"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."
"Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch"
"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."
"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"
"Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*"
"VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store."