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Joke of the Day

"Procrastination - Making a better today, tomorrow"

"A cop that contemplates his existence: Philofficer"

"I heard a swimmer shout ""Help shark help!! I just laughed. I knew the shark wasn't going to help him!"

"Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one's going to pay to have a lentil on their face!"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee before it was cool."

"do you guys have PC & cheese? i'm not really a mac guy"

"I was suppose to write a sodium joke... But Na"

"The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother."

"What did the left breast say to the right breast?? We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts"