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Joke of the Day
"I'm so glad I married a big strong program like WinRAR He can open all of my .jars!"
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"Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."
"Illegal eavesdropping The Patriot Act Section 215 has expired. The NSA will now stop illegally eavesdropping!"
"What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur? Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies."
"What kind of bees give milk? BOOBIES!!!"
"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear"
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells"
"I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him"
"Start your presentation with a joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."
"Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"