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Joke of the Day

"I'm so glad I married a big strong program like WinRAR He can open all of my .jars!"

"My Social Life 404"

"So I went to the doctor, and he told me to stop masturbating. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."""

"If a centipede a pint, how much can a precipice? A canopy."

"What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert? ""Don't stop! Be leaving!"" Just a joke I thought up the other day."

"And now the most difficult task known to man: Quickly boarding a plane, stowing your carry-on, and sitting the fuck down."

"I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!"

"What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend? When she says she thinks of you like a brother."

"Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart."

"What did the spice say when it was reaching climax? I'm Cumin!"