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Joke of the Day

"What did the spice say when it was reaching climax? I'm Cumin!"

"""When I was younger they all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,"" said Dane Cook. ""Nobody's laughing now!"""

"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."

"I could tell a good gardening joke but it's too dirty."

"Alcohol and calculus don't go together very well. Don't drink and derive."

"Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money."

"I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago."

"I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know where girls pee from"

"Political joke Donald Trump"

"2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics"