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Joke of the Day

"So I went to the doctor, and he told me to stop masturbating. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."""

"Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC"

"What is the difference between ice and dry ice ? Dry ice lacks of water."

"What do you say to pick up Adele at a bar You had me at *hello*"

"You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle"

"When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke. How do you know when you're a bad comedian?"

"Greatest pickup line that never works!! I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."

"What's the difference between your girlfriend on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"Your check a$$hole light is on."

"TIFU by mixing up my sub order at subway. Whoops, wrong sub."