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Joke of the Day
"There's a new drug that prevents statutory rape It's called RU18."
Next Joke
"*takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. ""sir that's windex."" yes, yes, ill take a bottle."
"This guy just rubbed up against me so hard in line at Starbucks now I know what an altar boy feels like."
"Without depression what would white people do for a personality"
"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"Sign language is a pretty handy skill"
"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."
"*locks doors and rolls window down almost a quarter of the way* ""you fellas mind not skateboarding so close to my driveway"""
"What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey? The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old."
"I don't know why they call it lubricant... More like lubri*can*"