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Joke of the Day
"My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge."
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"Someone told me that women live to be woken up with oral sex... ... but when I tried it my wife woke up and said ""WTF get that thing out of my mouth!!"""
"I met my girlfriend on 11/1/14... But it's now 12/31/15. She's destroyed my KDA this game."
"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer: I saw it through my telescope last night."
"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""
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"Why did the monkey trip over the branch? Because the Chimp-Can't -See"