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Joke of the Day

"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""

"What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved? Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple...."

"The girl at the RyanAir check-in desk said, ""Window or aisle?"" I replied, ""Window or you'll what?"""

"Miley Cyrus Im trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but its just not twerking."

"What's the opposite of shell shock? Shell expectation"

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."

"A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, ""Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."""

"If a cop tazed me and then yelled ""Raiden Wins!""... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him."

"Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition... It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules."

"Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything? Because it's a Mandarin word"