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Joke of the Day
"What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth? Their miscarriage"
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"""SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH"" (a text message from Muhammad Ali)"
"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."
"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"
"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation."
"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces. My next shit could spell disaster."
"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants."
"My girlfriend said she was cutting off sex for a while. I told her that is fine, we will just have more rape."
"Another day, another nope."
"If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?"