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Joke of the Day
"You're either a dog person or a non person."
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"Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question ""Toby, or not Toby?"""
"How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus."
"A black mom has 5 kids Their names are Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? By their last names"
"Did you hear about the guy who ran over himself? He asked a kid to go across the street to get a pack of smokes, the kid said ""No!"", so he ran over himself."
"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."
"A man with Alzheimer's starts telling a joke. where am I?"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He woke up later"
"I tried talking to this hot girl and she put her hand up and said I only think with my dick So I told her to blow my mind, then."
"Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun."