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Joke of the Day

"Someone told me that women live to be woken up with oral sex... ... but when I tried it my wife woke up and said ""WTF get that thing out of my mouth!!"""

"Pikachu hates Rebeca black"

" All in all, it's just a... nother post on my wall. "

"What did the man say when he sat on a candle? Fire in the hole!"

"The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people."

"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"

"I think it's about time Taylor Swift wrote a song and called it ""Maybe I am The Problem""."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only half the things that come out of her vagina are retarded"

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"

"Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7 I didn't know the browns were playing tonight."