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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: I could care less! Me: How much less could you care? Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed."

"There should be a trap door at the front of the line for coffee that opens into a pit of fire if you take too long to order."

"HEY DISNEY: If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off? Yeah, time to do some critical thinking."

"""Don't be shy!"" -people who don't understand how genetically determined character traits work"

"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."

"What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas"

"I found my wheelie bin in the middle of the street this morning. If I hadn't brought it back in, it could have wheelie bin dangerous."

"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"

"A man walks into a sperm bank, The lady at the desk says, ""Get a load of this guy."""