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Joke of the Day

"I found my wheelie bin in the middle of the street this morning. If I hadn't brought it back in, it could have wheelie bin dangerous."

"Why did the dog die? It had Barkinsons"

"I only have room in my brain to care about three people and six types of cheese at any time."

"I want to start a towing company. I'll name it Jaques Crew Tow."

"You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like."

"Short armed and dangerous. Did you hear about the mind reading midget that escaped from prison? The papers said small medium at large."

"What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it the more English you get"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer says to the other deer ""I can't believe I just blew twenty bucks in there!"""

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of its silent ""p"""

"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"