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Joke of the Day

"HEY DISNEY: If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off? Yeah, time to do some critical thinking."

"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"

"If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales"

"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"

"A frog jumped higher than a building... ...because buildings can't jump."

"What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."

"I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you."

"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"

"Wu-Tang is my favorite 15 person rap group and reaction to a beverage."