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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"

"Ugly How do you know your the ugly in a couple? I will spell it out for you, U come first..."

"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"

"Guy: come over Girl: I'm coming over Guy: We need to stop using walkie talkies in bed over"

"Gift before the Prom ""I'm ready for my first prom daddy"" ""Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made"" ""Whats in the box dad"" ""...Condoms"""

"If a man grows weed in a dead man's stomach, dose that make it canniballus?"

"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"

"[tearing off our clothes] Her: I want you. Take off your shoes. *kicks flip-flop through her TV*"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? One you pay $500 an hour to screw you. The other one has sex for money."

"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."