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Joke of the Day

"There should be a trap door at the front of the line for coffee that opens into a pit of fire if you take too long to order."

"Nostalgic grandpa A grandfather to his grandson: when i was you age id grab $5 and get groceries for the entire week. The grandson: We can't do that now grandpa..they have cameras installed."

"ME (a ghost): You know how Bill Nye used to say ""don't try this at home""? Well, I did, and he kicked in the door and shot me in the face."

"The Shawshank Redemption but it's just me tunneling from my office to the break room so I don't have to talk to my boss."

"There's a lot of strange facts in this world if you think about it. For example, some people like when there's pulp in their orange juice."

"Why does a pony have a sore throat? Because it's a little hoarse."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The ""p"" is silent."

"What type of fruit is not allowed to get married? Cantaloupe..."

"Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat."

"This will probably get buried. . . It's a coffin."