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Joke of the Day

"There should be a trap door at the front of the line for coffee that opens into a pit of fire if you take too long to order."

"How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive? Give them a test-tickle"

"My son is a star mathlete. He has developed a geometric formula for fitting his body perfectly into a locker."

"What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time? A meander-thal!"

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"when you're a kid you're like ""how do actors cry so easily?"" and when you grow up you're like ""how is anyone ever not crying?"""

"I can cut a dead tree in half just by looking at it I saw it with my own eyes"

"Why did all of the frog guidance counselor's students become construction workers? The only advice he could give them was ""rivet, rivet."""

"Here is a really bad joke feminism"

"Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze."