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Joke of the Day
"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
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"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"
"looking for a great stand up comedy show? just watch the GOP debate"
"Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said ""Neigh"""
"Doctor talking to a woman Doctor says: It looks like you're pregnant. Woman says: I'm pregnant? Doctor says: No, it just looks like you're pregnant."
"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"
"What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet."
"What's the best part about being a mute? It goes without saying..."
"What's green and bad for your eyes? An alligator."
"My girlfriend must think I'm rich and dying She keeps telling me to leave her a loan"