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Joke of the Day
"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"
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"Did you hear about the autistic guy that sat on his food at Fuddrucker's? Turns out he just had Aspergers."
"Why are fat girls so good at giving head? Because they have to be."
"What's drier than toast without butter? My sense of humor."
"I SAID I HAD A NEAR DEAF EXPERIENCE"
"English man reaches for his wallet to pay hooker.... She replies ""oh, so you want me to pound you?"""
"Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey. Which is why I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a playground."
"Today, at the train station, my mood ring was stolen... but I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"So a jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
"If the Terminator was female the line would have been, ""I might be back, I haven't decided yet."""