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Joke of the Day
"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens!"
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"Say what you want about Donald Trump... ...While you still can..."
"Kik you? Like what? In the face?"
"If your band's name is a plural & it doesn't have a ""the"" in front of it, I will fucking put one there."
"Please keep yelling incoherently at strangers on the internet about which candidate you think is best. This will surely change their minds"
"What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine."
"What the worst part about pulling a hair clump from the drain of the apartment you just moved into? Waiting for it to dry so you can glue it to your sex doll"
"Elitist Perfumers no common scents"
"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "
"I can only fall asleep if someone kneels at my bedside with their mouth open & full of Pop Rocks"