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Joke of the Day
"I can bench 170 lbs. And by that I mean I can sit myself down on a bench in a pretty park."
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"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."
"what is 40 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."
"There was a gay man from Scoon Who took a lesbian up to his room, They sat on the bed, Then each of them said: ""Now who does what and with which and to whom?"""
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"I made half a cup of tea the other day... It was so nice I had two."
"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it."
"Other people's children are my form of birth control."
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"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."