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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that the Indian bakery closed? I guess it was a naan-profit business."

"Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh..."

"How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you."

"I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's."

"If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend"

"Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?"

"What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke? He walks into a bra."

"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"

"Two cannibals are having a chat... ""I've become a vegetarian you know."" ""But I just saw you eat that man!"" ""He was a Swede"""