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Joke of the Day

"Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking? A moo'd specialist."

"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"

"What's it like to work in customer service/retail? Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist."

"My iPhone's device name is ""Titanic"". It's syncing."

"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"

"Why Does Dr. Pepper Come in a Can? ...Because his wife died."

"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you... ...I would start thinking about you"

"Maybe the Loch Ness Monster is really just giraffes that don't want people to know they like to swim YOU DON'T KNOW"

"What do men and public toilets have in common? All the good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit. *this is a response to an earlier joke comparing women to parking spots*"