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Joke of the Day
"My friend died at an orgy the other day and nobody knows why. It's a fucking mystery."
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"Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain."
"A few disenfranchised primates got together to start a revolution.. ..they called it 'Gorilla Radio'.."
"I borrowed money from a pessimist because he doesn't expect me to pay him back"
"One time, I broke my iPhone and for 2 days I had to tweet from my Macbook like a God-dammed homeless person I don't like to talk about it"
"The Italian faucet.... When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop."
"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."
"I joined a cribbage cult recently They practice peggin' rituals"
"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"
"What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house."