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Joke of the Day

"Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain."

"""I hate burritoes!"" -No Juan ever"

"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"

"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"

"I noticed you're eating that bag of popcorn one piece at a time. So how many people have you murdered?"

"A man shot himself in the head at an NRA sponsored NASCAR event... while the GOP shot themselves in the foot on the NRA sponsored gun bill. (Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)"

"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to referees to ""knock"" the balls to check for proper inflation during the Super Bowl... but then they realized that was queer."

"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."

"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."

"I have an internet porn addiction. i really should beat it..."