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Joke of the Day
"The Italian faucet.... When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop."
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"Which two musicians are famous for saying, ""What?"" Lil' Jon and Beethoven."
"Taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack."
"What's the most positive thing in Harlem? HIV."
"Leather's the coolest way to let me know you're a bad ass AND that you don't give a fuck about cows."
"I asked the Riddler if I could be the host of his next party. He said, ""Be my guest."""
"What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed? Brush their teeth!"
"Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side."
"RIP Fluffy McKittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"
"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"