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Joke of the Day

"Paraplegic people go to hell ... Paraplegic people go to hell because there's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."

"Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce."

"Stranger man at the beach asked me, ""Y'all got a boat?"" I said we have three, but they're old Fisher-Price models. It took him a moment."

"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"Who's the fattest Knight at the round table? Why? Circumference. Because he ate too much pi."

"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""

"I've agreed so much with my wife that my head just starts nodding at the sound of her voice."

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon Tennish"

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"I had to nickname my dick... (NSFW) SunnyD, because kids love it!"