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Joke of the Day

"Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP"

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous."

"Him: Can you believe what's going on in Egypt? Me: Yeah...it's crazy...I gotta go. Bye. Me: *googles what's happening in Egypt?*"

"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."

"Why did the mom cry as her baby Richard became older? Her little Dick was growing."

"Why couldn't the crime scene investigators find the murder weapon? They thought it was a piece of cake."

"What do you call a penis with a doorbell? A ding dong."

"Jesus loves you, but Zeus thinks you're stupid."

"As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway."