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Joke of the Day
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"What do you call a one-eyed deer? I have no eye deer..."
"When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th."
"Forget everything you learn... 'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'"
"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""
"What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid."
"What do you do when ISIS attacks? Make a mad Daesh to a shelter"
"Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser? Because he missed a split-end on a curl."
"reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins"