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Joke of the Day

"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""

"""Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Baby."" - Worst cocktail recipe ever"

"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number"""

"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."

"Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !"

"I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang. I'm going to close up shop emotionally for the day"

"The grass isn't always greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it."

"(OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin."

"I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating."

"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? What suppressive told you to change the light bulb? Report to Ethics immediately!"