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Joke of the Day
"Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex Crossdresser"
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"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Well, I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"
"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"
"Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all."
"I almost got hit by a car this morning and the scariest part was that my last words would have been ""whoa there chap"""
"Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is a very useful information.. If you're moving and you need help carrying a potato chip across town."
"did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models"
"This milk's brand name is ""Organic Valley."" I can't drink it. Too grossed out picturing livers, spleens and pancreases sitting in a valley."
"I made a new drink out of isopropyl, lead paint, and cat urine. I call it a ""You Tube Comment""."
"Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised."