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Joke of the Day
"Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex Crossdresser"
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"ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I've ever travelled on BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress"
"I'm a carbie girl in a barbie world."
"So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?"
"Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists."
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"
"Husband: ""Waiter, my wife spilled her water"". Waiter: ""No problem, I'll get you another one"". Husband: ""Make sure the next one likes sports""."
"What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!"
"@funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers"
"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."