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Joke of the Day

"Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is a very useful information.. If you're moving and you need help carrying a potato chip across town."

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"Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say ""No""."
"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."
"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."
"If you take meat from a calf... ... it could either be veal or below-knee."
"This girl said she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period... I'd say her excuse was spotty at best."
"What you should do if you have a rash Choose your doctor and medication carefully, you don't want to make any rash decisions."
"Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy"
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far.... and the other one has voted for Ben Carson."