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Joke of the Day

"This milk's brand name is ""Organic Valley."" I can't drink it. Too grossed out picturing livers, spleens and pancreases sitting in a valley."

"The next terrorist attack has apparently been launched in the stall next to me in this Target bathroom."

"""The hell with friendship, our top priority has always been between our legs."""

"Donald Trumps Presidential Campaign I'd say thats a good enough joke..."

"I rented this bobcat to help me dig up my new pool but he won't even hold the shovel. He's just eating all the neighborhood squirrels."

"No, Grandma. Still not married; but the lady in the Popeye's Chicken commercials keeps calling me ""Honey"" so we'll see where that goes."

"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."

"I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head."

"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."

"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"