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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"
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"Yo mama so fat, her gravity bends space-time."
"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""
"Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the sink"
"My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic... She didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!"
"What's the difference between my job and a dead hooker? My job still sucks"
"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."
"Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits"
"Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"