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Joke of the Day
"What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium."
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"Matthew McConaughey's car can't make left turns. This is very dangerous. He should get that repaired"
"""Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"" asked Rupert. ""Okay"" replied his father ""but don't stand too close."""
"What's got two eyes, but can't see, two wings, but can't fly, and two legs, but can't walk? A dead bird."
"What do you call a pig that murders baseball players? Babe Ruthless"
"What do you call a kangaroo who chases rock stars to have sex with them? A kangaroupie."
"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""
"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."
"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he needed a poo."