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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat... ...every year she win the Mrs. Hungary Pageant without even entering."
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"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."
"In my opinion, One by Metallica... Is a 10/10."
"A Pixar movie about Marlin trying to put his son through fish college called Funding Nemo."
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"
"Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis."
"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"
"I wonder what TSA would do if I brought a block of ice through airport security. My physics teacher said it's not a liquid."
"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"