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Joke of the Day

"What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? Disney spells."

"Yo mama so fat when God said ""Let there be light"" he he to ask her to move out of the way."

"What would make Batman really salty? Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-"

"Question AND Answar Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."

"where are opie and anthony from? ethiopia"

"How I get my dick to be 12 inches? I cut it in half"

"Where does big-foot keep his genitals? In his sascrotch!"

"Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: ""Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"" Me:""wait, whose the godfather?"" Sister: ""Sirius Black"" Took me a minute."

"Pet peeve. Toilets that flush 4 me the moment I stand. I'd like to see the work I've done before it's violently ripped from my view. #life"