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Joke of the Day

"Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left"

"Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment? Because it was worth the weight!"

"If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?"

"A flamingo, a duck, and a lawyer... Q: What can a flamingo do that a duck can't that a lawyer should? A: Stick its bill up its ass."

"Employees are rungs on the ladder to success... don't be afraid to step on a few."

"Guy walks into an amusement park ... and sees a big sign that reads, ""Three balls 25"" So he walks up to the lady behind the counter, pulls down his pants and says, ""Ok, gimme a quarter."""

"I asked Yoda: ""Are we going the right way?"" ""No, backwards, I am going."""

"What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years? Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016"

"People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself."

"What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met? IDK"